colin gilliland has sex with monkeys for money. he's a monkey hooker.
just thought yall should know...
love,
james
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
do your chains hang low?
although my education in pop culture is pretty much limited to what i hear playing at the gym, i gotta say, this chains hang low song is pretty friggen amazing. i don't know who does it, and frankly, i don't care, but i definitely almost dropped a large amount of weight on my face when that song came on because i was laughing so hard. anyways...
so, the end is nearing. my freshman year of my masters degree is almost complete. freshman year you ask? yeah... colin and i decided that since we're here for 4 semesters we'll be referring to each semester as a year. next semester we'll be sophomores.
freshman year was good to me overall, with a few exceptions here and there. i definitely didn't drink enough, so that's going on the to do list for next year for sure. i guess i'll also make an attempt at refining my studying skills as well next year. my grades are fine but i think they could be better and i could be less stressed if i didn't procrasitinate so much on my studying. i think that's gonna happen to a certain degree in your 7th year of school (5.5 at eau claire, .5 in eau claire but not technically in school, this being my 7th). there will be no thought of continuing straight into a doctorate degree when i'm done here. right now my thoughts are nyc or cruise ship, neither of which involve music history tests. those thoughts could change though. i've been giving some serious thought to going into the ultimate frisbee profession. i'm really good so i'm sure i could lead my team to a victory in the championship game and secure a nike sponsorship. after signing my deal with nike i'll naturally get my own daytime talk show and start my own line of clothing and wristwatches...yeah...wristwatches will be good, considering i don't wear one... that's it! i'll invent a wristwatch that will be surgically installed into your wrist. it'll have music, internet, cell phone capabilities, and ofcourse it will have the awesome power of lady attracting. the ladies will be all about my new watch. i'm gonna be a bazillamillionaire! that's right, a bazillamillionaire. you do the math.
ok, i think i'm gonna practice now...
peace,
j-bonethuginharmony
so, the end is nearing. my freshman year of my masters degree is almost complete. freshman year you ask? yeah... colin and i decided that since we're here for 4 semesters we'll be referring to each semester as a year. next semester we'll be sophomores.
freshman year was good to me overall, with a few exceptions here and there. i definitely didn't drink enough, so that's going on the to do list for next year for sure. i guess i'll also make an attempt at refining my studying skills as well next year. my grades are fine but i think they could be better and i could be less stressed if i didn't procrasitinate so much on my studying. i think that's gonna happen to a certain degree in your 7th year of school (5.5 at eau claire, .5 in eau claire but not technically in school, this being my 7th). there will be no thought of continuing straight into a doctorate degree when i'm done here. right now my thoughts are nyc or cruise ship, neither of which involve music history tests. those thoughts could change though. i've been giving some serious thought to going into the ultimate frisbee profession. i'm really good so i'm sure i could lead my team to a victory in the championship game and secure a nike sponsorship. after signing my deal with nike i'll naturally get my own daytime talk show and start my own line of clothing and wristwatches...yeah...wristwatches will be good, considering i don't wear one... that's it! i'll invent a wristwatch that will be surgically installed into your wrist. it'll have music, internet, cell phone capabilities, and ofcourse it will have the awesome power of lady attracting. the ladies will be all about my new watch. i'm gonna be a bazillamillionaire! that's right, a bazillamillionaire. you do the math.
ok, i think i'm gonna practice now...
peace,
j-bonethuginharmony
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