alliwannadoishavesomefun

sewiously. i don't wanna study for any more friggen quizzes or tests. i'd much rather drink. or play trombone. or drink, strip down to my boxers, and run around the sorority (sp?) houses playing bach cello suites. that oughta impress the ladies right? i think so. i'm pretty sure they'd all wanna make out with me after hearing a sexy sarabande played on bass trombone. then i'd be all like, "ladies, ladies, please. one at a time." no....wait, more like "ladies, three at a time." yeah. girls love bach.

speaking of bach and girls...do you guys know about this Voyager Golden Record that was launched into space in 1977? i learned about this in my music history class today and had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing too loudly. so here's the story...

once upon a time some nerds were having a party. well, one of the nerds had a brother who was a pot smokin' hippie and he invited all of his hippie pot smokin' friends over. so they're smokin' pot and watching star trek and they get this idea that they're going to make a record, out of gold (that's so it lasts a bazillion years), and put different recordings on it and launch it into space in the hopes that an alien happens to stumble upon it.

i've just got one question...how is the alien going to play this record if he doesn't friggen have a friggen record player? stupid hippies.

man, i wonder what it would have been like to live in a time when our country was launching gold plated records containing the music of bach into outer space for ET to find 40,000+ years from now. we should probably launch britney spears into outer space for the aliens to play with.

well, i think i've wasted enough of your time. oh, and hayley, if you had a porn name it'd probably be "princess randomness." ps- david bowie is stupid.

i'm going to bed now.

love,
james