welp, i think i'm gonna start spendin' some time on the blog and less time on the book of faces. seriously though, where did they get the name 'facebook?' i understand that people put pictures of themselves on their profiles and it's common for that picture to focus mostly on your face since it's not that big, but 'facebook?' sounds like it could be the title of some really creepy scary movie where the villain makes a book out of people's faces. or maybe that'd be a comedy? like, you walk into a room and all of a sudden your face turns into a book. i wonder what book my face would turn into... it'd probably turn into a blazhevich or similar etude book. how depressing.
anyways, yeah, facebook is getting old for me. i think i've tried many times to return to more substantial means of communication, such as telephone, e-mails, and actual hand written letters (i know, i know, i still owe you a letter hayley), but i'm gonna try even harder this time. i just think it'd be a lot more interesting to hear how a dude is doing from the actual dude himself. ok, for atleast the rest of this month, i'm not going to login to bookface unless someone has sent me a message of some kind. and if you decide to be a smartass and send me a message just to make me login, i'll probably just ignore you and not give you the pleasure of knowing you got me really really good. on the other hand, if you send me a message by other means, i'll probably think you're really cool and respond letting you know how cool you really are. deal? deal.
guess what. i just realized that i've written two paragraphs already and haven't started a single sentence with the word 'so.' i'm awesome. oh, and pat, i'm fully aware that i don't capitalize. i find it unnecessary and even uncool. if you want to be really cool, you need to rely less on capital letters and more on correct punctuation and sentence structure. you also have to rely on liking things such as turtles and cows, both of which i find to be amazing creatures.
ok, let's recap -
things that suck = spaceface, capital letters, and movies made about said spaceface.
things that rule = phone calls, e-mails, letters, non-capital letters, turtles, & cows.
got it? good.
with much sweetness and love,
james
post scriptum: is there something out there that automatically lets you know when i've updated my blog? i mean, really, i haven't written in this thing in months and i get 3 comments the next day. how's that happen?
4 comments:
RSS feeds, dude.
personally, i just found out you were back this very minute and am happy as can be (woops, i mean...not...?) don't get mad that i mentioned it.
and yes, you do owe me a letter. woot! i got props in james' second blog entry in months!
and i love "as the chad turns."
and...i've used no caps thus far (a habit i reserve only for facebook, er...spaceface?), but good luck with that "so" thing. i've been battling it in vain for a while now.
there, i think i have successfully commented on everything.
Colin told me the video was on your blog...and I have been checking periodically, just to see if you were back yet. Anyway...that's an explanation of sorts. the end.
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